The 2015 AFL season is shaping up to be one of the most intriguing yet.
But you can read about that anywhere.
You come here for foolishly biased fan perspective and sheer comedy.
So enjoy this year’s season previews: by the fans, for the fans.
The Official Rhyce Shaw predictions, team-by-team.
Order as per our personal pre-season predictions.
When even a creepy, decrepit, dangerous old theme park looks better than you!
Don’t cry for me. I’m already dead.
Still quite young, yes.
Everyone is looking forward to the last season of Malt Men.
New dogs. No tricks.
Drug free since ’93, except for the years they weren’t
More teeth than remaining premiership players.
Is this the year the young Lions learn to roar?
Tex & the Mex have high hopes but danger’s ahead: there’ s no Danger ahead.
What do you call a pack of drug cheats? A Hird. Every. Damn. Time.
Really, predicting them in 8th is just trolling an entire fanbase.
#7 Gold Coast Suns
Arguably not the Gold Coast’s most popular attraction